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Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Mayavati were on a long flight in an Air Force plane

A Long Flight

Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Mayavati were on a long flight in an Air Force planeLaloo, Jayalalitha, and Mayavati were on a long flight in an Air Force plane.
Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy."

Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it into two Rs.50 notes, throw them down and make two people down below happy."

Of course Mayavati doesn't want these two candidates to out do her so she pipes in, 'I would instead take one hundred Rs.1 notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I'll make 975 million people happy!"

This was  a Joke only..... Don't take it serious....

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